Talk Is Cheap

What I don’t like about most supposedly sentimental messages is their insincerity. So, when I received my first WhatsApp message from one delectable lady this morning which read, “Darling, I wish I had an intelligent alarm clock that would know not to wake me up, when I am dreaming of you.” I replied, “Talk is cheap, yes? Can you put your money where your mouth is?” She promptly replied, “No way! But it sounds sweet, yes?”