What Would You Have Done?

At lunch one day, a guy asked his friend, “What would you have done, if you were?” A man, who had suspected that his wife was being unfaithful, told her that he was going overseas, and would be away for seven days. But on the night of the third day, he returned after midnight, quietly let himself in, and found his wife naked in bed with another man. The husband then grabbed his shotgun and threatened to kill the naked man.

Amid sobs and tears, his wife pleaded, “Please don’t kill this one. This man has been very kind and generous to us. I had lied when I told you my business has been booming. Among many other things, this man paid for the Lexus Jeep I gave you on your last birthday. And he is presently financing that, our other house.”