John’s Will And Testament

After John had been buried and duly mourned for months, the family gathered for the reading of his last will and testament. His lawyer, standing before the family, started to read out, "To my dear wife Comfort, I leave the house, 1 million dollars, and 50 acres of land in the country

The lawyer paused for a few moments, and continued. “To my son John junior, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar cars. To my daughter Vivian, I leave my yacht and $250,000. And to my brother-in-law Thomas, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp and thread mill."