Driving home from the club one night last weekend, an unusually polite police officer overtook and stopped me. He asked, "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" And I responded, "Well, I may have had a shot or two. But why did you ask?" The police officer answered, "Sir, you have been swerving and weaving on the road, and your wife fell out of the car a while back." I exclaimed with relief, "Oh, thank goodness. I thought I'd gone deaf.”
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