How He Did It

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fell all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but ended up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decided to be kind and told them, “The first one who can use the words, “Liver” and “Cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” And the Poodle said, “Oh, how childish. That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” And the Golden Retriever blurted, “Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese.”  Unimpressed, the Poodle said, “My, my, I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turned to the last of the three dogs and said, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gave her a smile, a sly wink, turned to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and said, “Liver alone. Cheese mine.”