A wife went to the police station with her next-door
neighbor to report that her husband was missing. And when the policeman asked
for a description, she said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes,
dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is
good to the children."
Immediately, the next-door neighbour protested, "Your
husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your
children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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