How He Got Screwed By Nuns

While driving down a deserted stretch of highway, a man noticed a sign out of the corner of his eye. It read,

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

At first, he thought this was a figment of his imagination. And he drove on without a second thought. Soon he saw another sign which read,

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly, he began to realize that these signs were for real. Then he drove past a third sign that read,

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

Then his curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot was a stone building with a small sign next to the door that read,

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a long black habit who asked, "What may we do for you, my son?" And he answered, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."  And the nun said, "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door and told the man, "Please knock on this door." He did as he was told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructed, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He got $100 out of his wallet and placed it in the second nun's cup.

He then trotted eagerly down the hall and slipped through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locked behind him, he found himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign.

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY

THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER.