When an elderly lady asked her doctor to help revive her
husband’s sex drive, the doctor asked, “Why don’t you give him some Viagra?”
The lady replied, “Oh no, he hates pills. He doesn't even take pain relievers
for a headache.” The doctor then assured her, “That’s not a problem. Just crush
up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He’ll never even know.”
And several days later, when the lady returned to the
doctor, he asked, “Did my suggestion work?” In response, the lady exclaimed,
“Oh, Doctor! It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished
his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me
right there on the table. We made love for a whole hour!!”
Amazed but puzzled, the doctor asked, “And you call that
horrible?” And the lady explained, “Oh, the sex was wonderful. But I can never
show my face in that coffee shop again."
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