How Many Have You Had?

After two years of marriage, John was still questioning his wife about her lurid past. He would say, "Come on honey, tell me. How many men have you been with?" And the wife would protest, "Baby, if I told you, you'd throw a fit." Then, John would promise, “I wouldn't get angry, I promise. Please tell me.”

So, the wife said, "Okay honey.” She then started to count on her fingers, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven; and then you, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.....”