A Dangerous Addiction

When a lady applicant who was addicted to listening to other people’s conversation boarded an Ikeja/Obalende bus, she had the intention of getting off at Yaba for an interview. But while seated behind two ladies and listening to their conversations, she lost track of time and direction, went through Yaba, dropped off with the two ladies at Marina, and was sheepishly following them just to hear the rest of the story. And not until the two ladies suddenly and dramatically stopped, causing the lady applicant bumping into them, did she come to her senses.

On Destiny

Destiny belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams, and the courage to pursue them. So, never stop when you are tired, stop only when you are done.

Some Random Facts_15

1.       From 2000 to 2010, some 100,000 British people converted to Islam.

2.       The main actor of “The Gods Must Be Crazy” was only paid $300, even though the film made over $60 million.

3.       Rock Paper Scissors was invented in China, but popularized in Japan, where it's called "Janken."

4.       Saltwater crocodiles enjoy catching a wave and can travel hundreds of kilometres by "surfing" on ocean currents.

5.       It is estimated that 9 out of 10 women in Mexico have been subjected to sexual violence, whether on the streets or at home.

6.       'Orchid' actually means testicle. The surgical procedure to remove one or more testicles is an 'orchidectomy'.

7.       In Aztec cities, chewing tzicli (chewing gum) in public identified a married or widowed woman as a prostitute and a man as a homosexual.

8.       More than a third of all sick leave is taken on a Monday, researchers found.

A Pure Heart

A pure heart is the greatest temple in the world. Don’t believe the smiling face, but believe the smiling heart; they are very rare in this world. Have a blessed day!

My Missed Opportunity

While I was passing through town and arrived at a friend’s home, he said to me, “You will either sleep on the couch, or you sleep with baby.” I had a quick think in my head, “Babies pee in bed and sometimes cry at night,” so I said, “I shall sleep on the couch.” The next morning, a beautiful, slim and tall girl with 38D breasts, 24” waist and 34” hips; the type who walks into a room and everyone say, “Oh My God,” walked in and greeted me, “Happy morning, Sir! I’m Betty, the Maid of the house, but everyone calls me Baby here, and you?" I looked sheepishly at her and said, “Just call me, Idiot!”

Some Random Quotes_5

1.       Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

2.       Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

3.       Though the tongue weighs practically nothing, so few people can hold it.

4.       No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

5.       It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

6.       For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

7.       Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

8.       In helping others, we shall help ourselves; for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us.

9.       Nothing liberates our greatness like the desire to help and the desire to serve.

10.   The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Some Cardinal Rules In Life

1.       Always make peace with your past, so it won’t screw up your present.

2.       Never worry about what others think of you, because it is none of your business.

3.       Time heals almost everything, so give it time.

4.       Never compare your life to others, and don’t judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

5.       Stop thinking too much, for it’s alright not to know the answers. They will come to you when you least expect them.

6.       Appreciate that no one is in charge of your happiness, but you.

7.       So smile! You don’t own all the problems in this world!!