When a preacher was describing the events of Judgment Day, he used Biblical phrases whenever he could. He screamed, “Oh, my friends! Imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames! My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At that point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted and asked, “But Reverend, what if some of those hopeless sinners have no teeth?” The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit and replied, “My friend, the Lord is not put out by details! Be rest assured, teeth will be provided!”
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