When a man suspected his wife was seeing another man, he
hired a private investigator to watch and report on her activities. On the
third day, he received the following report.
MOST HONORABLE SIR,
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE AND I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE, SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE, SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE, SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME, AND I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.
NO FEE.
BOB LEE.
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