Who Has The Greatest Son?

When three old ladies were sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons, the first lady said, “I wish everyone should be so lucky to have a son like mine. Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat and if I so much as hint that I want something, the next morning it’s on my doorstep.” And the second lady said, “That’s very nice about your son. But with all due respect, when I think about the way my son takes care of me, it just can’t compare. Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee. Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper. He truly treats me like a queen.”

Then the third lady said, “WELL! I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my son. Twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on his couch and talk to him.” And when the first lady asked with a big excited double chin smile, “And who do you think he speaks about at those prices?” The third lady replied, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ALL HE SPEAKS ABOUT IS ME!”