The Handyman Husband

A husband screamed from their bedroom, “Honey! You MUST check this out!” And the wife hollered back from the kitchen, “What is it?” Then the husband said, “You’re not going to believe what I found when I was drilling a hole through the wall! I found a secret stash of bottles!” Just then, they heard their daughter’s voice hollering from the bathroom, “I’m trying to brush my teeth in here! Who the hell is drilling a hole through the medicine cabinet!?”