I had a dream, that one day Nigeria shall become a great
Nation, with honest, humble and caring leaders: and that will be after we have
launched our, “Truth Syrup.” In my dream, I was transported back to my roots, where
I was privileged to attend a National Convention of Herbalists. And the theme
was, “Developing A Truth Syrup, To Save Nigeria.” As speaker after speaker proffered
various methodologies, I couldn’t believe I still had the ability to listen
with so much rapt attention.
In a nutshell, they unanimously opined that, since they
already know and have the formulae to Herb ally induce Hallucination and Ecstasy,
they can produce a Truth Syrup just as easily. The Truth Syrup shall be
administered to all Law makers, Administrators, Law Enforcement Officials, and
all the self-acclaimed religious leaders. The overwhelming effects of the Truth
Syrup shall induce Truthfulness and Honesty, and they shall voluntarily refund
all looted funds and properties, Nationwide and Worldwide.
Then they concluded, “Nigeria shall cease to have, Lawless, Arrogant,
Greedy, Clueless and Heartless Lawmakers, Administrators, Law Enforcement
Officials and Religious Leaders. And Nigeria shall be free.” They then chorused
a new National Anthem, which I am still trying to remember.
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