During camouflage training in the forest, a private
disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting
general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know
that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the
lives of the entire company?"
The solder then apologetically responded, "Yes sir. But,
if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target
practice and I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches.
But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger one, say, "Let's
eat one now and save the other until winter,” that did it.
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