The One Request

Early one morning, when God was awakened by the fervent prayers of a Nigerian who had no wife, no child, no money and no house, God was moved and said, “Very well my son! I shall grant you one, and only one request!! So make your request!!!” And the Nigerian said, "Thank You God! I want my blind mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my daughter's hand inside my car parked in front of my mansion." When God heard his request, He murmured to Himself, "I sure still have a lot to learn from these Nigerians!”

Some Random Quotes

1.       An ideal is the most precious yearning in life.

2.       Anyone who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

3.       It’s better for you to be stingy with the money you have worked for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill herself.

4.       Faith is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It does not show everything at once but it gives enough light for the next step to be safe.

5.       It is lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, so believed in yourself.

6.       Friendship is not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

7.       I am in no competition with no one. I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone. I am simply trying to be better than who I was yesterday.

8.       You don’t have to be what other people want you to be, you are free and have the right to be what you want.

9.       Anyone who views the world the same way at 50 as at 20 has wasted 30 years of a life time.

10.   Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.

11.   It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out, it’s the pebble in your shoe.

12.   If penicillin can be made out of mouldy bread, something great can surely be made out of you.

13.   Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people, who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the powers they have to change it.

14.   If your mind can conceive it, and your heart can believe it, then you can achieve it.

15.   Life is like a book with every day as a new page, and every month as a new chapter.

16.   Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

17.   It’s not bragging, if you can back it up.

18.   If you won’t invite a thief into your house, why would you allow thoughts that steal your joy to make themselves a home in your mind?

19.   Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.

20.   Be the reason someone smiles today.

Keep Your Smartness In The Office

When a wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper, the husband started, “How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Take my iPad!” The wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach!! And the husband faints!!!

Some Simple Rules For A Happy Life

To have a happy life, you must appreciate that everything don’t have to be perfect; and decide to see beyond any of the imperfections and always live by the following simple rules.

1.       Free your heart from hatred and learn to forgive easily.

2.       Appreciate and respect other people’s individuality. (If you are not and can’t be like them, why should you insist they be like you?)

3.       Free your mind from all worries, because most of the things that your worry about, may never happen.

4.       Live simply, be appreciative, be thankful for what you have got and be content.

5.       Give more and expect less from people.

6.       Live within your genuine and honest means, laugh often and Love with all of your heart.

7.       Have a woman who helps at home, cooks good meals from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

8.       Have a woman who can make you laugh.

9.       Have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't cheat and or lie to you.

10.   Have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

11.   And it's very, very important that the above four women do not know or meet each other.

Happy Sunday

Happy morning to you and yours, and welcome to another beautiful, healthful and love-filled Sunday. How was your night and dreams? And what are your plans for today? Have a blessed day.

New Random Facts

1.       60% of the construction done at Machu Picchu was underground.

2.       The word ‘ushers' contains five pronouns: us, she, he, her and hers.

3.       Squids squirt water out fast enough to propel themselves through the air at up to 11.2 metres per second, faster than Usain Bolt's top speed of 10.31 metres per second.

4.       Black Sabbath, the heavy metal band, was originally called Polka Tulk Blues Band.

5.       Brazilian footballer Carlos Kaiser staged his whole career for 24 years: he could barely kick a ball. In the first training session with every new team, the con man usually suffered a "muscle injury" that would keep him out for an indefinite period.

6.       Disneyland serves 2.8 million churros every year.

7.       Haiti was demanded compensation from France shortly after gaining independence for its loss of men and slave colony.

Some Things That I Have Learned

I have learned that,

1.       Smiles can and do solve problems.

2.       Silence can and do avoid problems.

3.       Sugar and salt may be mixed together but ants reject the salt and carry away only the sugar.

4.       Selecting the right people in life can make your life better and sweeter.

5.       If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways not your God; because trees change their leaves and not their roots.

6.       You will never reach your destination, if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks at you.

7.       Haters will see you walking on water and say it’s because you can't swim.

8.       Even if you dance on water, your enemies will accuse you of raising dust.

9.       Never wrestle with a pig, because you’ll both get dirty; but the pig will enjoy it.

10.   And I have learned to make it my ambition to live a quiet life, mind my own business and work with my own hands.